Findings:

• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Baptist fear of dancing
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Don't give up
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Don't fuck llamas
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Don't wait up for me
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You Fucked Up!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• fucked up criteria (user)
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• People have fucked up before
• Fucked up ways to die
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Ken Lay
• Don't give up your day job
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't fuck the corpses
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Shut The Fuck Up
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don’t give up the ship!
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fucked Up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• fuck up
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• chin up
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• find a penny, pick it up
• I Blew Up The United States
• Blowing up a car
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• crop up
• Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Aw, shut up!
• Caught up
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Don't Look Back
• Mountain Don't
• Don't do that then!
• If at first you don't succeed
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please don't feed the troll
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• Don't Shampoo Your Hair
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't mix acetaminophen with alcohol
• Don't Pass Me By
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• Don't hear the music
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't be sad
• why don't you just?
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Don't fight the internet
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• What You Don't Know
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Nice boots, wanna fuck?
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• The Deswearification of Fuck
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Like fuck, said the duck
• straight up
• Hang up and DRIVE
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• square up
• I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
• Up conversion
• Reasons you should take up guitar
• Giving up Smoking
• Pony Up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Sobering up before going to bed
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• round up
• Ante Up
• Reasons you should take up bass guitar
• Blowing up computer chips
• Muck Up Day
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• Calling audibles (Mixing it up on the line) (e2poll)
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• because I have given up any care
• watching the sun come up
• 101 Reasons footprints should knock his wife up
• Up on melancholy hill, there's a plastic tree
• Don't panic
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't like moving.
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Think globally, don't act.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I don't owe you sympathy. You owed it to her.
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Don't step on the cracks
• Don't give away the Homeworld
• People who don't read
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut

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