Findings:
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Windows XP password reset disk
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How to make a solid password
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Make an emergency Windows XP/2000 boot disk
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- An American in Tours
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- password protection
- How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- How to recover a lost FreeBSD root password
- something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Disabling the Content Advisor password in Internet Explorer
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Don't Stop
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- How to make a decent cup of tea
- Brown Shoes Don't Make It
- don't forget to breathe
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- Campfire
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- I don't mind if you forget me
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- How to make a left turn in LA
- How to make ASCII characters in HTML
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- Thou shalt learn how to spell
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
- If we don't make words, words will make us
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- Don't Make Me Think
- Learn how to spell
- Learn how to fly
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- How much money do you make?
- Making a decent bomb threat
- Homemade household cleaning agents
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to make Anti-Nielsen Page
- Alfredo sauce
- A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
- How to make a Lightsaber
- Smoke ring cannon
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Non-System Disk or Disk Error
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- Making cheese
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
- How to recover a Sun Netra X1 with a Corrupted Disk Label - Bad Magic Number error
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- How to use a floppy disk correctly
- How to hide your hard disk porn stash
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to make brown
- when did we forget how to play?
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- We don't make good wives
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Salary of the President of the United States
- Chinese lantern
- How to make a Ghillie Suit
- Paneer
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- Making conversation
- How to make a halo of fire in Photoshop
- How to make your own toothpaste
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- How to make chipped text in Photoshop
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to make a layered shot
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Restoring your Windows registry file
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- How to make a maze
- Sylvie and Bruno: How to Make a Phlizz
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to manually configure the Windows NT Boot Process
- How to make a black hole
- How to make your monitor usable
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- How to make love to a virgin
- Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
- Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Don't pull the stop button!
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- You remember how to whistle don't you?
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- Don't Forget to Tip Your Servers
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- You never forget that forgetting's required
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- shortcrust pastry
- how to make a mess
- You learn to worship what you can't forget
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Gari
- How to make a fake fire
- Vindaloo Paste
- How to make whine
- How to learn French swear words
- Frog cum
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
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