Findings:

• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I don't believe in Forever
• Don't encourage people to read
• I don't believe in anything
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• I don't believe in falling in love
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• People who don't read
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• You don't believe in evolution?
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Don't Believe the truth
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Eat it, don't read it
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• I don't believe in ghosts
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• I Don't Believe in Love
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Don't read song analyses
• government intervention isn't automatically a disaster
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Believe
• I want to believe
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I Believe
• Do You Believe
• Human beings will believe anything
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• What Buddhists Believe
• What I believe
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• As to What I Believe
• I believe in God
• Believe in the possibility
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Never believe your users
• What pornos would have us believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• Mac users are less likely to believe in God
• Let's All Make Believe
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• I can't believe it's not Heroin!
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• The Culture of Make Believe
• Dare to Believe
• I Believe in Magic
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• I Believe Switch
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Leo believes in fate
• I Used to Believe
• I believe in a soluble fish
• Reason to believe
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• a lie I needed to believe
• At night, she still believes in him
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• I believe you have my stapler
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• I sure as hell believe in hell
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I still however, believe that the universe is finite
• Dream to make believe
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
• And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
• What a Fool Believes
• do you believe in the universe?
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays

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