• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Don't Read This Book if You're Stupid
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• When you're alone
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When you're home alone
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• People don't flail when they die
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Don't try this at home
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Swing when you're winning
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Sing when you're winning
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Stoned music memories
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Don't you wish we would have met when I was fifteen and you were sixteen?
• You're never around when I need you
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When We Try Talking
• You know you're a geek when...
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Don't
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't take breathing for granted
• I don't remember all that much
• don't cry over spilled milk
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• hummingbirds don't sing
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• Computer games banned in Greece
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• don't throw good money after bad
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• dont know_root (category)
• we don't precisely know
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• sober
• Give it the old college try
• The sky tried sunny went back to grey
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• speak only when spoken to
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• When You Are Old
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• Her hair, tangled
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• tests are easier when you cheat
• What I want to be when I grow up
• We journal only when we hurt
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Things to consider when choosing a Martial Art
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When I Woke
• When I am King
• When the Frost is on the Punkin
• you breathe when your body makes you
• When Holidays Attack!
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When the Bear And the Fox Shared a Field
• Resolving disparate magic systems when forced to
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• When two vowels go walking
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• You're my home
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• No, don't click that!
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• Why Don't You?
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• first impressions don't always count
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't knock the glock
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Bunnies and Easter don't mix
• I still don't even know you
• I don't want a label
• I dont know_root (category)
• Don't Believe the truth
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Garfield Sobers
• some girls try too hard
• I try not to think about it
• try again (user)
• When having sex in Poland
• when the wind is blowing just right
• When you wake up feeling old
• When your mind races, who wins?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship

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