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• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Why don't I have votes today?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• just to have some human contact
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• A reason to drink
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• why the Napster issue is about a lot more than just music
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• But I have seen the sun just once
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• It's easy to speak love in the dark... what about in broad daylight in the glare of the sun and the world
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I don't care about the air
• You, standing
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• 11 Key Questions About the Universe
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• To the world you're just one person
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I have more stories about trains for you
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't mess with Texas
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• The Day the World was about to End
• I don't have a television set
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Long Haired Preachers
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Menstruation is not just a bloody mess
• Just world hypothesis
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• Have I just accidentaly reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Rape committed by women
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• So you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• why don't you just?
• Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Stoned music memories
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't Worry About the Government
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I don't feel the same way about you
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• The world's smallest violin playing just for you
• What the world wants to know about newts
• Baptist jokes
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't you wish we would have met when I was fifteen and you were sixteen?
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Just a babysitter
• What About Bob?

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