• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Dont come near me (user)
• Women want me when I'm taken
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• Being a dickhead
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Don't call me Debbie
• My God, don't tempt me!
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Don't stand so close to me
• He Hate Me
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't let me die nervous
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Touch me I'm sick
• Don't quote me on that
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't You Hate
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't Pass Me By
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Don't leave me alone
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• let me hate for you
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• dont bug me (user)
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't hate the media, become the media
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't call me white
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't wait up for me
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't call me Asian
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Dont come near me. (user)
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• What makes me beautiful
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• They Don't Want Me
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Don't send me roses
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't Make Me Think
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• customers don't trust me
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• Break me. I'm elated.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Far From Me
• the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code (document)
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• Ichiban Utsukushiku (The Most Beautiful)
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• all of these people are me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?

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