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• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Sex with a chicken
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• But I have seen the sun just once
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The tattoo phenomenon
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• I really have to do you now
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Cannibal Chickens do exist
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Why do children have to die?
• Why males have nipples
• Do what you have to do
• No, but I'll have a beer
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• You, standing
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Beer butt chicken
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• What to do if you have bad credit
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Do you agree with Jared?
• That Thing You Do!
• Things to do and see in Shanghai
• I care because you do
• I don't know what to do with you
• What not to do in a car crash
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• Things one should do while naked
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• União do Vegetal
• Dos Fx (user)
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• do (user)
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• how i got here; or Who do I think I am?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Does a cow have the Buddha nature?
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Penis size and impregnation
• I have to go to the bathroom
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• butt log
• General sexuality newsgroup
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• What lips my lips have kissed
• Sexist jokes
• I have not yet begun to fight
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• standing but not operating
• we have sought the ugliest things
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on

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