Disappearing tit syndrome
When a less than amply endowed (or indeed any) girl lies down on her back and her
boobs retreat to somewhere unseen betwixt the
armpits and the
ribs.
Major cause =
Missionary Position.
Short term cure = Avoid any positions where gravity works against you and instead use it to your advantage in
doggy,
woman on top, or other inventive stylee.
Long term cure = get yourself a pair of
Pammy implants and gasp in amazement at how your boobs never move an inch out of place no matter what challenges you throw at them. Weep in dismay when you realise that you now resemble a bottom of the range
porn star and can no longer sleep on your tummy.