Did you know that it's impossible
with your eyes open
? No matter how hard you try the moment that sneeze comes
on your eyes weld
shut and you're blind as puppy
into the world
. Kind of reminds me of some people
who go through life
, day after day, doing the same thing and waiting to somehow get their lucky break
. You the know the types, the ones who say "Yeah, I'm stuck in a lousy dead end job
doing nothing about it but one day I'll be a millionaire
." Don't let this be you!
I used to be one of those people and it amazes
me how badly I wanted to be a success
and how little I did about it. Every day I'd see some rich schmuck
blow by me in his limo
and think to myself that there was no reason why he was rich and I wasn't. What I didn't tell myself
, but should have, was that there was
a reason why I wasn't rich and that reason was that I liked to whine
about my problems but I wasn't doing anything to fix them!
Now you may ask yourself, why do I care
and what does this have to do with me
? Well listen up because I'm about to tell you something that could change your life forever.
What I'm about to share with you is a powerful realization I had while I was poor
and that helped propel me into the top 1% wealthiest people in this country.
What is this powerful secret
? Well first let me tell you what it is not. It is not a get-rich-quick
scheme. It is not a magic lamp
that you can rub to get money, beautiful women
and six pack abs
without any effort. It is not
proof, certified, impossible to fail way to make a fortune while you sleep. And the simple reason for that is that there are people out there who could cut themselves with a rubber ball
and no matter how great any foolproof system is some greater fool
is going to muck
it up. So please, if you're one of those people who end up on TV
after trying to clean your gun
with a power drill
then save your money and set this letter aside. But if you have a least three functioning brain cells and are willing to put in time, effort, and a little common sense
, there is no reason why if you follow these directions you shouldn't achieve the financial success
you've always dreamed
never having to spend another minute at a job you hate
the things you and your family deserve because you couldn't afford them. These things are within your reach
and I'm about to show you how to get them.
Ok, so enough foreplay
, just what is it I'm talking about? Well, I'm sure you've read in the newspapers all about those Internet billionaires
, those smug
, self satisfied
twenty-four year olds who posted a bunch of nodes on E2
and ended up buying a new Maserati
. You might think that you could never do the same thing and that you'd have to be a genius
to make money on E2 but you'd be wrong! Some of these guys are dumb as rocks
yet they're making money hand over fist from their posts and you can too! You see, what these writeup entrepreneurs
lack in book smarts
they make up with marketing
savvy and an understanding that to make money you don't have to be perfect
, you just have to be good enough.
That, my friend, is a target anyone can hit and I'm willing to you show you how.
Three months from now I'll be hosting a seminar
, the "How To Node For Fun And Profit And Make More Money Than You Ever Thought Possible." There are only twelve spots available so they'll go fast. The attendance fee
is $1,295 which is a bargain
when you consider how much you'll get out of it. I take Visa
and brown paper bags
full of money. See you soon!
p.s. Some of you may have heard from naysayers
who think that making a living on E2 is too risky. These people are jealous
influences and you probably don't want them in your life.
p.p.s. It's not like I have
to run this seminar. Unless you've been living in a dumpster
the last ten years (in which case you wouldn't have gotten this letter) you've seen my house, my wife, my boat, and my car, they're all over the papers
. The guy who picks my dog's ties
makes more money than most so-called "responsible breadwinners
" so my only real motivation for doing this is the desire to help those who are where I used to be.
p.p.p.s. Real direct marketing aficionados will recognize the opener for this letter as Interesting Fact #28 from the Gary Halbert's
newsletter. Track it down if you're curious, it's a real gas.