Dild*ol"o*gy (?), n. [E. dildo + -logy: cf. Fr. dildologie.]


The science of dildos; that branch of knowledge which treats of phalloid matter as distinct from matter which is not phalloid. It has to do with the origin, structure, development, function, and distribution of dildos, vibrators, and similar instruments. Dildology generally treated includes the subjects of phallosophy, the interpretation of dildos; and dildonomy, the categorization of dildos.


The study of the practical design of dildos; the engineering of improved forms of the dildo as founded upon the history of the dildo; also dildonics, the technology of dildos.


The use and enjoyment of dildos; the practices of the amateur or professional dildist.

This has been a Webster 1913 parody.

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