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• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No Bobolink -- reverse His Singing
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I cried in his arms
• The monk and his cat
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• up his own arse
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• Johnny Cash with His Hot and Blue Guitar
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• Giving a cat oral medication
• Schrödinger killed his cat
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• When the foeman bares his steel
• trumpet of his rump
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• A Boy and His Blob
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Loses his burden at the cross
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• Noni and his Golden Serenaders
• Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Robert E. Lee and his lieutenants
• Dave O'Higgings and his biggish band
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Knoist and his Three Sons
• His Divine Shadow
• his nibs
• Geronimo's Story of His Life
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• The Fool Rings His Bells
• His Share of Glory
• Mr. B. F. Pinkerton--And His Way
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Borrowing his enigmatic jacket
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: I
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XII
• His Majesty at the Swamp
• The weary Titan staggers under the too vast orb of his fate.
• His gigantic luminous face trailing cosmic afterimages on the screen
• To His Forsaken Mistress
• His Eyes Are On The Sparrow
• The Beaver Who Built His Dam from Penises
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• How to hook a TV up to a computer
• His hips know the original dance
• Spinning in his grave
• The Salt Merchant and His Ass
• His girlfriend
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Let the earth hear his voice
• Johnny Got His Gun
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• And then I broke his nose
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• The Horse and His Boy
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• His Flames Are Joys
• To Each His Own
• drop a piano on his head
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• He flops over and bonks his head
• The Poet and His Book
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates II
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Ringo Starr and His All-Starr Band
• Here the hangman stops his cart
• His Majesty The King's Guard
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• The Sparrow and his Four Children
• Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• Of Sigurd's avenging of Sigmund his father
• How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
• If a cop harasses you, take his badge number
• The map of his purpose
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: III
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XI
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• How Man creates his Gods
• Georg Cantor: His Mathematics and Philosophy of the Infinite
• Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a After His Death
• The pool balls broke and cracked the middle of his sentences
• A father to his teenage son
• his eyes are colorless
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• Out of his fucking mind
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• The Fox Who Had Lost His Tail
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Atom and His Package
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• The Ass and His Masters
• Pascal on his deathbed
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• His 'N' Hers
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• The Colour Of His Voice
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• In the Springtime of His Voodoo
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• And in His Brave Court
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
• Spike Jones and his City Slickers
• EDB reads his Message Inbox
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates III
• an Aztec father advises his son
• A meditation for his mistress
• What I deduced from his reading matter
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Left with his secrets, his picture and silence
• God comments his code, you should too
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• The Desert of his Soul
• Wearing his fabrics
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• His Girl Friday
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons
• King Canute and His Nobles
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• A boy and his duck
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• Meekness of Mr Pecksniff, and his charming daughters
• Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
• A fool's right to his tools of rage
• that wounded rider knows the intimacies of the river. its earliest mud is still under his fingernails.
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: II
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: X

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