• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• It was a dark and stormy night
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Kilroy was here
• There was a young lady of Riga
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Money was paper
• Port Townsend, Washington
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• No shit, there I was
• Man was created in God's image
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Concrete, Washington
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If God was willing to let it be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Running a BBS
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• Before you, there was me
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• I was addicted to parents
• boku wa toire
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When I Was Cruel
• Tetris was Soviet Communist Propaganda
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I was doing so well.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Battle Ground, Washington
• was hael
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• Where I Was
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• All he left her was alone
• My hacked iPhone was better
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Now it was personal
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Duvall, Washington
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• wa (user)
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• The Walrus was Paul
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The state that almost was
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• I Thought My Father Was God
• ale z was dziwki_root (category)
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• What was left was tiny
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• being a kid was great
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• this girl I was in love with
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• It Was a Lover and His Lass

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