Findings:

• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• It's always for those damn children
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 8
• Faust: Love of the Damned
• War, Damned War, and Statistics
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 19
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• God damned sons of bitches
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Safeway of the damned
• the best damned story ever written
• god damn the sea_root (category)
• Shitting your pants because you don't want to do it
• Damning with faint praise
• Damned to Hell by age 7
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 9
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Tale of a Damned Soul
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 20
• Damn the Torpedoes
• damned
• Books, damn books, and comics
• The Book of the Damned
• Damn everything but the circus!
• It's too damn hot here: a Melbourne nodermeet
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 10
• HOT DAMN 3! nodestock
• Matty the Damned (user)
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 21
• Philosophus Stone and the Isle of the Damned!
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The Damned
• The Queen of the Damned
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 1
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Masses of the damned
• God Damn it!
• Parking warning
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 11
• We, the Damned
• damn it (user)
• Damn, you can see stars
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 22
• Tinker's Damn
• I don't know what to do with you
• Damn, I'm good.
• Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 2
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I hate this god damn robot
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Damn skippy
• A tinker's damn
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 12
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• o damn (user)
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Just give him the damned fish
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 23
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Damn Yankees
• power walking in the damn mall
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 3
• Lies, damn lies (superdoc)
• Damn Academics
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 13
• The Legion of the Damned
• How to Write a Damn Good Novel
• Damn poem still haunts me
• God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 24
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Damn porpoises!
• HOT DAMN!: Drinking, Debauchery, and Dastardly Deeds
• Hot Damn 5! The Dysfunctional Family Reunion Strikes Back
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 14
• damned (user)
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Damn server
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 25
• Damn, i look good today
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 4
• damn (user)
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Damn the man
• It's about damn time
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 15
• Hot Damn glass cleaner
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• worth a damn
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 26
• Out out damn spot! (e2poll)
• Phasing all over the damn place
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 5
• Damn! Is that ramen in my trousers?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• Damn You, Damn Everyone
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 16
• Damn Small Linux
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• damn
• Lies, Damn Lies & ICQ Messages
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 27
• Die Damn Emo Punk (user)
• Circus of the Damned
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 6
• Publish and be damned!
• The morning ritual of the damned
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Dilvish, The Damned
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 17
• Those Damn Bandits
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't believe in anything
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 28
• Die Damn Emo Punk_root (category)
• I don't know what else to do
• Lies, damn lies, and statistics
• Feeling pretty damned academic
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 7
• Temple of the Damned
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Damn Dirty Apes
• How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 18
• One Monkey Don't Start the Show (document)
• Don't do that then!
• The Best Damn Band in the Land
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• HOT DAMN! An E2 gathering in Ohio?!?!!
• Manifesto of the Damned
• god damn the sea (user)
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Do Her
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• What do you do with your nodes with negative reputation?
• Do the Right Thing
• How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• Why do humans enjoy beauty (generic beauty, not the beauty of preferred sex)?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Do you want to cuddle in my tent?
• Stuff to Do with Your Own Blood 101
• We Still Do Magic
• a woman I do not love
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• The Great DoS Against Undernet 2001
• Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
• How many genes do we (humans) have?

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