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• I remember, there was one
• There can be only one
• There was no one waiting for me...
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• One hour there was sunlight
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Where's the kaboom?
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• No shit, there I was
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Some things that fly there be
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• There was an old lady
• There need to be more powers
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time.
• HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There was a cold day
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• In dark alleys there is magical realism with knives sharper than this
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Be a problematic duck over there
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There Was A Friend
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Be a model or just look like one
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There was a young lady of Riga
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I was there
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• and there was this girl
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• all the cute guys will be there
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• There needs to be a man page for females
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
• If you hear only one song this year, there's something seriously wrong with you
• There's one born again every minute
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• No one can be totally logical
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Publish and be damned!
• There Was No Leak
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• There is only one season in Houston
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• There is no "One", either
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• you had to be there
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Rebeca Martinez
• No one can be in two places at once
• There Will Be Blood
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• There was once a Man
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• there will be a last
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• There's no point unless you make one
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• There Once Was a Farmer
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• It must be New Years Eve again
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• Be there or be square
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A knock there was upon the door
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Was There a Time
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• There was a rose that faded young
• Who Will Be There
• If God was willing to let it be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There will be no more stories to read
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I was one of those girls
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There was a time before
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Not One Damn Dime Day

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