• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• One hour there was sunlight
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• There can be only one
• I remember, there was one
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Before you, there was me
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Be there or be square
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• and it was that one freckle
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• There was a man and a woman
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There was a land where lived no violets
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• No one can be in two places at once
• There Will Be Blood
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• There was an old lady
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Who Will Be There
• There was a cold day
• If God was willing to let it be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• There's no point unless you make one
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• There will be no more stories to read
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• there will be a last
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There Was A Friend
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• There was a young lady of Riga
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I was there
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• There is only ONE God
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• There will be time
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• There are times when they seem to be right
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Trompe
• and there was this girl
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• beans, beans, the magical fruit
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was one of those girls
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• There is only one electron
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There is some place I need to be
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• There was once a Man
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Some things that fly there be
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Be a problematic duck over there
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There need to be more powers
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time.
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Be a model or just look like one
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• On the comet there will be much pie
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• you had to be there
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• all the cute guys will be there
• There Once Was a Farmer
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• There needs to be a man page for females
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• No one can be totally logical
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A knock there was upon the door
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Was There a Time
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• There was a rose that faded young
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Publish and be damned!
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• There was a time when I was a better person
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?

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