Findings:

• I don't want to get over you
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't want a label
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Don't run over fire hose
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't want to go home
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't have the time
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I don't want to offend
• Why I Don't Want Children
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Cats don't have brakes
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Stoned music memories
• They Don't Want Me
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't want to be successful
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• That phone call you don't want to make
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I don't want to risk our friendship.
• I don't want to go back to work
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't want to see her
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• you don't want to know
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• A reason to drink
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't pull the stop button!
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't want a calculator
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Things people don't want to hear
• don't cry over spilled milk
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• So you don't have to
• Don't Dream It's Over
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• I don't have a television set
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't always want you to be nice
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I don't want to die
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't want to fall so easily
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I don't want children
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am

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