Findings:

• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• The Island of the Day Before
• Kill time before it kills you
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Atheist children get presents day
• A Dancer's Diary: Day Two of Six
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• Who needs a day job?
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Who gets to decide?
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• remember who you were before you came here
• the days before porn
• RFC 1882
• The Day Before
• I always wanted to get married one day
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Roast beef and two dollars a day!
• I hope I die before I get old
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Two men in a truck on a rainy day
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Who were you, before?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Who Killed the Jews?
• Kill two birds with one stone
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen: Who Killed Jimmy Olsen
• Two killed in "transporter accident"
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Stoned music memories
• What peace I get in hectic days
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Kill Haole Day
• Kill Your Students Day
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
• Band of Brothers: Part Two - "Day of Days"
• The day I was showering with two black men
• Leave it for a day and it will leave you for two
• Day Two's Curiosities: A Spillway Circus, the World's Smallest Black-eye and a Marmalade Duel at Dawn
• This lasted for about two days
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Who Is Stealing the 12 Days of Christmas?
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
• Days Before
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• The day I killed my sister
• Two Years Before the Masters
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Let's Get Killed
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Know your pets
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Who Killed Cock-Robin?
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Two people who are not touching
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Who Killed Euronymous?
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I hope I get old before I die.
• Two Years Before the Mast
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• before common era
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• Before Thinking
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Cybersex before it was cool
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Chronology of communication before electricity
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Ground rush
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• Before Choice Disturbs
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• A buddha before history
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• It's All Been Done Before
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• The impending nickname shortage
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Before you ask a question
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If I should die before I wake
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Before Night Falls
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Service Before Self
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• make before break
• Who made Hell?
• Pride Goeth Before a Fall
• Photography and religion
• Before the Flood
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• A Hymn Before Battle
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• Eighteen seconds before sunrise
• Egypt before Nasser
• How we were, before we were

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