Findings:

• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• congratulations
• Congratulation
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• This is really a lovely day. Congratulations!
• congratulations (user)
• Congratulations, you are about to experience a profound challenge
• fuck
• Give a flying fuck
• Fuck me harder
• sick fuck
• flying fuck
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Fuck off
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• Fuck tha Police
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• The Big Space Fuck
• I fuck your sunshine
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• fuck all
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Philadelphia Rat Fuck
• Friends who fuck
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• Fuck plate tectonics
• Fuck the Pope
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Fuck art, let's dance
• Fuck what other people think
• Fuck like bunnies
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Go fuck yourself
• fucks with
• Born to fuck
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• cool as fuck
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• fuck up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• gender fuck
• cluster fuck
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck me
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• puck fuck
• Fuck Snuggles
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• designated fuck
• You Fucked Up!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
• Flip & Fuck
• Fuck the RIAA
• Fuck popularity
• Fuck you money
• Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Fucked Company
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck the System
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• People have fucked up before
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Nice boots, wanna fuck?
• Fuck the models
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• sympathy fuck
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• mercy fuck
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck them all but the six
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck you, Jared!
• I fell in love with her first
• The "Fuck you, clown!" story
• fuck that
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Jogging with intent to fuck afterwards
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• Did You Fuck Her?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• Fuck You Hoe
• Fuck Your Buddy
• I am the god of fuck!
• Ken Lay
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Fuck It (user)
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• Fuck it or kill it
• Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans
• Fuck sound: Conversations in post production audio
• Fucked by the woman of your dreams
• Fuck the Pain Away
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• The Fuck Fucks
• fuck you (user)
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Fuck (user)
• fuck you it's friday night (document)
• Morrison's Lament
• Finally fucked
• For fuck's sake
• Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
• Shut The Fuck Up
• The Deswearification of Fuck
• fuck u (user)
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• fuck buddy
• fuckton
• what the fuck (user)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• fuck you, migraine
• Fucked Up
• FUCK TARD (user)
• Fuck Machine
• boo boo kitty fuck (user)
• fuck off (user)
• clumsy fuck
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• fucked m (user)
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• Fuck Chopin!
• pussy fuck (user)
• A poor fuck pleasure
• Fuck you and your war. Fuck you and your robot whores.
• FUCK YO(U ALL (user)
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Fucked up ways to die

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