As an unfortunate victim
laundry for the past five years, I feel fully qualified
to pass on the following information to pre-initiates:
1. Bring laundry
2. Place detergent
3. Note the number of quarter
s required and open the same number of condom
4. Put one quarter in each condom.
5. Do the coin-op
thing as usual, but pull the condoms slightly taut
as you slide them in. Remove them slowly and gently.
6. Get kicked out of residence
for letting your don
see what you're up to.
Tune in next week when we re-use teabags.