Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "cliched, I know, but they really did shoot him a LOT-- they hit him four times"

• They know me not by name, but numbers
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• But what are they really thinking?
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• They don't know what they're missing
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Is she really going out with him?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Jen, I really hate him
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• They Know Me
• I Know Him
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• They are telling me it is time to go
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• To let him know
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Eye contact at a distance
• I know him cince I k (user)
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• as much as time to him reveals
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• if i keep moving they won't know
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• They did your portrait
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• To those who know who they are
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• What They Did To the Desert People
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• They did so because they believed they could.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I know they are watching me
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Ground rush
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• And They Shall Know No Fear
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Kids that age think they know it all
• They don't know what I've done
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• play dumb
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• they carry but they do not understand
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• You did a lot of things right on this girl.
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• I know what you did in Texas
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• The last time I did blotter acid, and why
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• I still know what you did last summer
• I know what you did last summer
• Sexist jokes
• Where did Archie find the time?
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Did you know facts
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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