Findings:

• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• A dying playground can be Eden
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• It can be cold in the dark
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• No one can be in two places at once
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• There can be only one
• Exes can be good things
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• We Can Be Together
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Can we still be friends?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Be all that you can be
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Children can be cruel
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• gods we may be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• God must be living in the sea.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• TV can be a good thing
• Valour can be brown
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• We can be heroes
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Short can be good! (document)
• What a kiss can be
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• we can all just be around other people
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Any song can be a love song
• Cars Can Be Blue
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Your god might be evil....
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• University students can be really stupid
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Will I cease to be
• murder can be fun
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• To God Be the Glory
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If God was willing to let it be
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• Be My God
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• What can be better than that?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• God must be deaf
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• How can idealism be a bad thing?

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