Findings:

• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Dr Pepper imitations
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• we can take them
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Can U Taste the Waste?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Can you keep a secret?
• Can you spare some change?
• I Shaved My Scrotum With a Soup Can Lid III: The Revenge
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• Current technology can give us super powers
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Can you show me?
• Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• Them Lunch Toters
• Let them know
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Asking for a favor
• Push a can
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• The scariest words I can think of
• My microwave can stop time
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Can of Sprite as a Weapon of Choice
• You Can Count on Me
• perfume you can taste
• Wide-mouth aluminum beverage cans
• Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
• Things on which you can make a wish
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• You too can spend four years
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• A dying playground can be Eden
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• We can see everything as it truly is, except things we hold dear
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• you can put your arms around a memory
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• It's the white in the knuckles and the gold in them buckles
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Put them out with your vajra-shovel.
• Fuck blame
• blame me
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• What we think we know can kill us
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Can you drink old beer?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Stolen truck, laceration, yes officer I can explain everything
• The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Any house can become a prison
• Creativity Can Flourish Within Limits
• I can has cheezburger?
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Tin Can Stew
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• How to use chopsticks
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• For them the sky spreads
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Make them puke on your noise
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Seven words you can never say on television
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• Canned goods
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• I can do much better than this
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• I can only speak for myself
• No evil can happen
• Programming for a drug dealer
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Know How, Can Do
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• can you dance
• Things you can assume
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• A hedge maze you can wander in safely
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• Them Hors D'Oeuvres
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• coffee can
• Can hook
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• To tHe Can (user)
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• September has such a feeling
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• How can an atheist have morals?
• people cannot understand sarcasm
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• One man can make a difference
• Happiness ... Is Not a Fish that You Can Catch
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I Can
• We can be heroes
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Can I Get An Amen?
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Holding the sword tightly and warmly in my chest, pinning the memories down as long as I can.
• Them's Good Eatin'
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Send them to the next dimension
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• they are waiting for us to return to them, beneath and away

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