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• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• Whoop Ass
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Rat's ass
• The Goat and the Ass
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• The Wild Colonials
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
• hoss ass hole_root (category)
• Seven words you can never say on television
• I can eat a peach for hours
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• can of grease
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Catch Me If You Can
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Can you drink old beer?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• a song you can barely hear
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• ass candy (user)
• coffee can
• Asking for a favor
• Push a can
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• The scariest words I can think of
• My microwave can stop time
• September has such a feeling
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• I can only speak for myself
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Can you keep a secret?
• Canned Spoon_root (category)
• Can you spare some change?
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• The Ass and the Frogs
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Kicking ass
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Mega Mouth Slam Can
• How you can become infected with HIV
• people cannot understand sarcasm
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• One man can make a difference
• Oh this world can hurt so many
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• cow in a can
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• You too can spend four years
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• A dying playground can be Eden
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• But can you still cry like a child?
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• How do you love your ass?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• haul ass
• Cans of shit
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• Canned goods
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• I can do much better than this
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Can real love survive over time
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Stolen truck, laceration, yes officer I can explain everything
• The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Any house can become a prison
• I'm All You Can Think About
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Porn can make you gay!
• The Ass and His Shadow
• Piece of ass
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• half assed
• How to wash your ass
• ass butt (user)
• Can things really change?
• Can hook
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• To tHe Can (user)
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• We can dream of elsewhere
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Maryland Chief canned green beans
• No evil can happen
• Programming for a drug dealer
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Know How, Can Do
• Canned Heat_root (category)
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• I Shaved My Scrotum With a Soup Can Lid III: The Revenge
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Can evangelists count?
• kick ass
• Buridan's ass
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Sitting on your ass
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• How to find your ass
• Be all that you can be
• Can I masturbate too much?
• I can divide by zero
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• True Love Can Wait
• University students can be really stupid
• You can never go home again
• There can be only one
• What can change the nature of a man?
• You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• can of worms
• Happiness ... Is Not a Fish that You Can Catch
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I Can
• We can be heroes
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Can I Get An Amen?
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• can you get enough of me?
• The Wild Ass and the Lion
• The Horse and the Ass
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Cool ass babe
• ass (user)
• Fat Ass (user)
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?

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