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• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• When I get like this
• When can it end?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• It only hurts when I breathe
• What can you get for three cents?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• I'll get there when I get there
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Can we all just get along?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• We get too tense when we drive
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Can I get a sketch?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• you breathe when your body makes you
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• When water chokes you
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Stoned music memories
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• Can I Get An Amen?
• can you get enough of me?
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• You can never get away from yourself
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Piero Manzoni
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When having sex in Poland
• When Prophecy Fails
• when we were children
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• I know when the world will end
• I only smoke when I drink
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When Jet-Poop nuked guest user
• when the credits roll
• When phone systems attack
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• water does not expand when it freezes
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When All's Well
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When we two parted
• When the girl is the mission
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The Air That I Breathe
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Water can
• that can made you sick
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I bet I can make you say black
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• All the gold you can eat
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I can do it myself
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Canned Ravioli
• I can dancing and walking
• Prince Albert, Can Optional: A Noder Invades the Old Country on Ridiculously Short Notice
• Can we fix it? Yes, we can!
• Trite As Can Be_root (category)
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• Things you can assume
• its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
• It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Get it up
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Can't get you out of my head
• How to get a good night's sleep
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• How to get to Sesame Street
• Nuclear Cats Get New Home
• Herbs to get in touch with the element of water
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• The Get Back project
• Food delivery: Where to get tips
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Getting water out of a cactus
• Getting drinking water from bamboo
• Get back to where you once belonged
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• (Come get me).
• Growing older makes me depressed
• older brother effect
• When I first met you
• When I have female children
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• When life gives you lemons
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Songs to sing when protesting alongside Communists
• You're never around when I need you
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Buying your first mountain bike
• Things to consider when choosing a Martial Art
• When in Rome: a truly funky place to stay
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• When night taught you to let light talk
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When is the North Pole
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• I will kill you if I can
• Can computers think?
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• talking can only give you away
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• The hCG Blood Test Can Cause Unnecessary Heartache

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