Findings:

• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• How to get a date in France
• You can't get there from here
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• get a date
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Why can't I get over her
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• can't get with
• Can't get you out of my head
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• How to get a date in France: 2
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• How to get a date
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• At least things can't get any worse
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Can't we all just get along?
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• anyway
• Anyways
• Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
• randir
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• Helping people cheat
• Who are "they" anyway?
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• anyway (user)
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Who am us, anyway?
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• i can't find it anywhere
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Cant
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• You can't have everything
• I can't believe it's not haggis
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• Canted Angle
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I can't work with stoners
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Dreams where you can't move
• You can't make someone love you
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• You Can't Take It with You
• I can't change
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
• Why you can't evolve passwords
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• If you can't beat them, join them
• I can't live without you
• I can't wait until I join it.
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Words we can't say anymore
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• You can't go there anymore
• It Can't Happen Here
• Can't Promise
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Why you can't bit copy a CD
• Why Johnny Can't Write
• Brian Cant
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• Bess Can't Go Here
• You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
• canted shot
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You can't inherit respect

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