Findings:

• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Genghis Kahn but Emmanuel Kant
• Calm Repose
• Boring days with music
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Nowhere to go but down
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Seymore Butts
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• like you're blind but still can see
• My town is boring
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• but not this Sunday
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• A shadow, and a smouldering cigarette butt
• E2 Gathering: In the Land of the Midday Sun
• Buts (user)
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Brazilian Butt Augmentation
• But it isn't
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• but
• answer: all but two
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Beer butt chicken
• Trust but verify
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• pretty, but
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Dead calm
• Boring, Oregon
• Monkey Butt!
• Free but worthless shares
• but aren't we all
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I am but higher
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
• Pretty Butt (user)
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• we can give up, but the world never will
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• sysadmin calm
• Boring Boy (user)
• Butt joint
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It never rains but it pours
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Forever blue, but never black
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• dead, but longing to touch
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• A kind of calm like no other
• butt set
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• here, but not here
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
• Blessed but not favored
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• Nobody's fault but mine
• Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting.
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• boring
• Feeling normal is boring
• Every Which Way but Loose
• But my computer really IS possessed
• butt breath
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Cat Butt
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Beautiful, but wrong
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Disabled, but able to rock!
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat

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