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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• i know you are but what am i
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• We like you! Probably.
• Why .xxx and .sex won't work
• Here's hoping the sun won't rise for a while
• Why most people in Thailand won't pay for Windows
• butt naked
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's light but hard to carry
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• You won't hear funk
• free will vs. free won't
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Fell, But Tried
• butt rot
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• same same, but different
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Introspection is probably not as valuable as you think
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• Things people put up their butts
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Why the Earth is Probably Round
• Philosophy won't keep you warm at night
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• A midnight snack won't make you fatter than a midmorning munch, monkey studies show.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Mandibular block injection
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• scarred but sexy (user)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• Can't cook, won't cook
• Poop Won't Eat Itself
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Fuck them all but the six
• Boston Butt
• America's social security is anything but secure
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Finite but unbounded
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• A reddish glow is clearly visisble all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• won't take no for an answer
• Butt hinge
• Project B.U.T.T.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• But who nodes the noders?
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Heat rises, but not in an Ultimate Cheeseburger
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• African American but not Black
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• Buts (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• the moon won't shine into my window anymore
• TRAIN WON'T STOP
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• old chestnut: all but two
• But I digress
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• not running from, but going to
• Isaac Butt
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head

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