Findings:

• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• the little friendship that never was
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• More than he was willing to give
• I married him because he was not mean
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• He smiles but it's not real.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• All he left her was alone
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He did very little harm
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I was a nice guy once
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He Was a Crook
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• It was nice working with you
• At least he was gentle
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He who has ears, let him hear
• For he is an Englishman
• Little girls
• Little Baby Nothing
• Thank you very little
• Little Polly Flinders
• Tough Little Sh*t
• Jagged Little Pill
• A little bit of dirt does you good
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• Just a little bit sometimes of forever
• The Little Old Man's Strange Story
• Little Man In My Head
• Ozma And The Little Wizard
• Chicken Little
• In a little cage
• Little Latin Lupe Lu
• Little plastic army men
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• The Little Giant
• The education of little overlords
• Little Things That Mean a Lot
• smug little [sic]
• Little Harold's Big Idea
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• nice (user)
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Such
• Why there are such long words in German
• There's no such thing as a free beer
• the seven hills of Rome
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• This was their finest hour
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Good from far, but far from good
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• Straight but not Narrow
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• Yard Butt
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.

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