The fruit factory has exploded.

You are the journalist.

You walk the road collecting evidence for your exposé.

You find an apple [
You put it in your sack.

You find an apple [
You put it in your sack.
Now you have two apples.

You find an cucumber λ
You hate those.
You throw it away.

You find an apple [
You put it in your sack.
Now you have three apples.

You find two cucumbers λ λ
You hate those.
You throw them away.

You find a banana ]
You take an apple from your sack.
APPLE + BANANA = NOTHING.
You throw them away.
Now you have two apples.

You find an avocado [
You put it in your sack.
Now you have three apples.
And an avocado.

You find a kitten and a soy λ λ
You hate kittens and soy.
You throw them away.

You find some boron ]
You take an avocado from your sack.
AVOCADO + BORON = NOTHING.
You throw them away.
Now you have three avocado.

You find a button ]
You take an apple from you sack.
APPLE + BUTTON = NORTHING.

You find

You find your special someone on someone on the hood of someone's
car.

You are a goose, You
find a

banana.

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