Findings:
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When she was bad
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
- Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- When touch was simple
- when my father cries
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- I wish I was dead
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- When I was young Time had no wings
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When I Was A Baby
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Django Reinhardt was dead already
- When our word was iron
- And When The Sky Was Opened
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- When Father Rode the Goat
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- When I Was a Lad
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When I was five
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- When I Was a Babe
- When I was 9
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- When I am dead, my dearest
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- I was a father for a few days
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- When you blow out like a dead star
- I Thought My Father Was God
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Back when grunge was still cool
- When I was your age
- There was a time when I was a better person
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- When I was ten years old
- When I Was a Boy
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- When I Was Cruel
- When I was young
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- When I was Fair and Young
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- Back when our blood was still warm
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- November 4, 1995
- A dead bird and a drunken father
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- Some time when I was a teenager
- I remember when all this was trees
- When you're dead, you're dead
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
- The Boyfriend's Death
- Transgender boyfriend
- Stealing the worship of the muse's boyfriends
- The Revolution is my boyfriend!
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
- Night of the Living Dead
- Dawn of the Dead
- Speaker for the Dead
- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
- dead end
- Dead or Alive
- dead presidents
- Paul is dead
- Intellectually drop dead gorgeous
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Dead Sea
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- Dead Air
- Dead Bandwidth
- Drink to the dead
- Festival of the Dead
- Judges of the dead
- Play Dead Coffins
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Dead Sports Leagues
- Jah no dead
- Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
- pingouin is dead
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