Those whose employment
is based on asking simple questions, ripping open baggage
and catching evil smugglers
. In some parts of the world, border guards will shoot
if you look at them funny, while others wait for a payoff
before letting you through smoothly.
, it always seems that American border guards
have a lot more up their arses than the Canadian
ones on the way back home. Having all your personal belongings
stripped open and laid out in a huge pile is embarrassing, especially when you have nothing of contraband
with a valid passport
Just be glad that you don't have your car
torn open and left that way because the border guards have no legal reason to put things back the way they found them.. even if you're innocent
of any wrongdoing.