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(thing) by mdxi (?) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:17:21

Fellatio. Performing oral sex on a male by licking and sucking the penis. Better blowjobs result in ejaculation and the best ones are given by individuals who swallow and don't stop sucking until the spasms have stopped.

(thing) by Svaha (6.6 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:55:59

two lips enclosing a penis,
suck, stroke, lap, tickle. tongue mapping

the measure of a man.
better than holy communion,

tongue extended... eager to receive
the cadence of pulsing flesh.

throat wide to the zesty thrust
of blood vessels afire.

a mouth cajoles the zenith of ecstasy
imminent explosion of ancestor elixir

(thing) by yikong (2.4 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Aug 12 2001 at 13:59:08

A Swedish cocktail, of sorts, with a pedagogic twist.

In order to prepare the typical Blow Job you'll need:

 2 shot glasses
 4cl (about 1 oz) each of Rosie's Lime Juice and Baileys Irish Cream

Pour each liquor in its own glass.

Mix the liquors in your mouth,
experience the possibly novel consistence of the mixture,
swallow.

As the mix curds, it assumes quite exactly, I am told by reliable sources, the consistence of human sperm.

Taste? Way too sweet for most real men.

Everything Bartender


(thing) by Lunarloki (1.2 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Apr 30 2002 at 0:14:57

type: shooter

ingredients:

  • 1 oz. coffee liqueur
  • whipped cream

    preparation: Pour out a shot of coffee liquer (Kahlua, Bailey's, etc.), top with whipped cream.

    notes: Traditionally, this libation is imbibed in a special manner, which one can infer from the name. The drinker leaves the drink on the bar or table, and with hands behind her back, engulfs the edge of the shot glass with her lips and lifts her head, tilting it back and swallowing.

    As you can imagine, to drink one of these takes a special sort of skill. Blessings to those talented and brave enough to do it.

    popular variation: Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob

    ingredients:

  • 1 oz Kahlua
  • 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
  • whipped cream

    preparation:

    Pour Kahlua and Peppermint Schnapps into shot glass. Top with whipped cream.



    Everything Bartender

  • (thing) by thyme (2.5 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Jul 30 2002 at 5:43:31

    One of the many avant-garde films created by Andy Warhol during the 1960's. The film is 41 minutes long, is silent, and is shot in black and white. Its subject? A blow job, of course... though all the explicitly erotic action takes place off-camera. The film consists of a single close-up of an anonymous young man's face as he is serviced by an off-camera partner.

    The concept is great, and I'm sure the film is incredibly entertaining, which was probably a departure for Warhol, since some of his other films of this type included Empire, a single eight-hour shot of the Empire State Building, and Sleep, which was 321 minutes of of the nude body of sleeping poet John Giorno.

    Sadly, this is all I can tell you about the film, because I have not actually seen it, and it is in all likelihood not even available on tape or DVD. To anyone who has had the opportunity to see this film, please tell us more about it!

    kthejoker says I saw it at a gay and lesbian film festival in Houston—it was very riveting. It's all in slow motion, about 1/5 speed (making actual BJ about 8 minutes long)—it slows down even more at the moment of release. There are of course unfounded rumors that Warhol "took over" for the girl midway through the BJ—about halfway through you can tell that the "heavy action" has subsided for a bit, though that might just be fatigue or whatever. Someone gave a speech on Warhol as Homosexual Icon later in the day, but I didn't buy it, they gave a lot of analysis into the BJ being an empowering homosexual act but an objectifying heterosexual act... maybe they're right, though. Warhol was light years ahead of his time.


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