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• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Blind man tying his shoes
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• Roadkilled by a Blimp
• Slowly seduced by the impending night
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Down By the River
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Guilty by reason of Insanity
• Impressing Girls By Spouting Polish Surnames
• two by four
• death passed him by
• By the Skin of Our Teeth
• by the by
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-A
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• The greatest line spoken by Keanu Reeves
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Compasses surrounded by iron filings
• Murder by Decree
• The bad guy dies by accident
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Interviews with Osama bin Laden in 1996 by Robert Fisk
• Regulations, and echoes left by ghosts
• Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
• tales told by unlit roads
• This dream brought to you by your friendly corporate sponsor
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Bless his Heart
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• G-8 and his Battle Aces
• His Winding-Sheet
• watch his heart turning into rock
• Little Jack Melody and His Young Turks
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• His face
• Inga Parts With His Pink Pearl
• the wise mapmaker omits his home
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• The Cobbler and his Family
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Vanity Fair
• Blind Willie McTell
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Blind and deaf boy's language
• Blind Blake
• seduction by grammar (user)
• By the skin of my teeth
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Killed By Death
• By way of a eulogy
• I got hit by the pizza man
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Grandma got ran over by my grandpa
• Walk on by?
• Proof by handwaving
• Statement by the President on American Plane and Crew in China, 4/2/01
• African Neutrality Act Signed By European Powers
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-A
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs, and contemporary poetry
• The Child by Tiger
• The Who By Numbers
• Hunted by a Freak
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Question formation by upwards inflection of the voice
• Your face by starlight
• by your leave
• tied to electronic reality by the glittering threads of stolen bandwidth
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• His Name Is Alive
• To His Coy Mistress
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• His Fraudulency
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates II
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Knoist and his Three Sons
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Karl Marx and his world view
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: III
• Georg Cantor: His Mathematics and Philosophy of the Infinite
• A father to his teenage son
• Good things accomplished by George W. Bush during his presidency
• his place, late at night
• Blind Willie Johnson
• window blinds
• National Library Service for the Blind and Physically Handicapped
• Call by name
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• cheek by jowl
• Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
• Proof by Assertion
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Why sex in public is generally disapproved of by society
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Captured! by Robots
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• compelled by necessity
• The Garden by Moonlight
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Nil by Mouth
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-A
• hit by pitch
• Ee By Gum, Lord!
• Eliminating arbitrary constants by calculus
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• The Carriage of Goods By Sea Act of 1936
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• asphyxiated by life_root (category)
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Thoughts provoked by a new chair
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• The Ass and His Masters
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• And then I broke his nose
• And in His Brave Court
• EDB reads his Message Inbox
• Edgar A. Poe's life is reflected in his works.
• St. Robinson in His Cadillac Dream
• Mick Foley winning his first WWF Championship
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• Schrödinger killed his cat
• A fool's right to his tools of rage
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VIII
• George W. Bush and His Foray into Nuclear Physics
• Justinian and his Attendants
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• vanity and the man woman thing
• The Blind Watchmaker
• blind item
• Blind reader
• North by Northwest
• Discrimination by attractiveness
• Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Technology is the remedy for problems caused by technology
• accuracy by volume
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• Stories by younger relations
• Something to remember me by
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• dangling by a string
• A picture drawn by my friend's younger brother
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Introduction
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-B
• Personality is defined by other people
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Letter to a Japanese Friend by Jacques Derrida
• Footwear Repairs by Craftsmen at Competitive Prices
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• A Summer Night
• Queer by choice
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• Double crust death by lemon pie
• The Heaven Dynamic: Leading by Example
• marriage by proxy
• The Life and Adventures of Trobadora Beatrice as Chronicled by her Minstrel Laura
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat

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