A category of drink that has the innate ability of targeting your bladder and locking on like a laser guided missile. These beverages do not follow the same rules of digestion as other consumable goods. They seem to bypass all normal digestion processes in favor of finding a home in your bladder in the shortest amount of time possible.

Drinks in this category include, but are not limited to Mountain Dew, Fosters oil cans, 64oz sodas, and large mugs of coffee or tea.

These drinks are to be avoided unless a suitable place of urination is readily accessable, due to the fact that they will hit without warning.

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