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• When parents give you 744 condoms
• eternity would be boring
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Because that would make sense
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• That I Would Be Good
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• On becoming a parent
• Your parents are horrified
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• Mind without body
• I would like to have emotions
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• would you place bets on my heart
• parent directory
• Parent Training and Information Center
• Dead Parents
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• Well You Would Right_root (category)
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Billions & Billions
• parent message
• My parents engage in a random act of petty violence
• I never thought it would be like this
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
• Would you like a doughnut?
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The dog who would not beg
• I kept worrying that my head would fall off
• Life without music would be a mistake
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• We are starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Dinner with the parents
• Parent Effectiveness Training
• Eddie would go
• What would Solaris do?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Just to see what it would be like
• Would you want to live there?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• New-school parent
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Parents on Facebook
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• And the air would taste of patterns
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Pictures of my parents' house taped on my fridge door
• Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The dog who would not move
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• I thought that the tree would fall
• Beef: it's what's for starvation
• Stories your parents told you as a kid
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• What would Feynman do?
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• I would like
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• My Girlfriend's Parents
• Meet the Parents
• Overbearing parents = needy children
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• Would you like to try a sample?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Billion Dollar Brain
• what my parents taught me
• The Parent Trap
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Grandpaw would
• What Would Sensei Do?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
• Michael Parent
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• I never thought I would node this
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• parent class
• To Parents: The Internet is NOT the Devil
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• Parent's Music Resource Center
• How would you understand?
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Would you like an OS with that?
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Authoritarian parents
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• The dog who would not come in
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• billions to one
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• strippers with supportive parents
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• That would be me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• A whimper would be fine
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• A book that would feed our chats
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Charlie Brown's parents
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I was addicted to parents
• The Modern Parents
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• What Would Buddha Do?
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• Well You Would Right (user)
• You stole what they would have given you
• Would you like to know more?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me

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