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• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• It's better to have loved and lost
• I have failed
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• Penis size and impregnation
• Have you tried rebooting?
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• all better
• Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
• More is better
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• fail open
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Lord, have mercy
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• have it off
• in case I have forgotten
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• It must have fixed itself!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• things you wouldn't have believed
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• It is a new search engine, wanna try?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Lene Lovich Tries To Sleep
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Better Man
• You had better...!!!
• Vegetarians taste better
• Rebeca Martinez
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• How to write an English paper and fail
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• have an easy fast
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme.
• I used to have so many dreams
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• if I can't have silence
• I have started a box
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• Tried
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I tried to fight a coward.
• Nobody Does It Better
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• A better model than the one at data general
• A Better Tomorrow
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Grunge did not fail and is not dead
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Does a dog have buddha nature?
• you can't have it both ways
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Names have power
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Why I want to have children
• I have never felt more alive
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Finding out you have cancer
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• Astro City #5
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I Have Zero Fish_root (category)
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• airliners that have gone supersonic and survived
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• last try (user)
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better him than me
• You'd better sit down
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• better off with him than here with me
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• fail closed
• have
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• How the mighty have fallen
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• They Have a Word for It
• Computers have no sense of time
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Can I have a light?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I have Gaelic
• Pigs have good noses
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• The Tried Assassin
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)

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