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• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• They Have a Word for It
• They could have saved Kevin
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• They must have faces
• People want what they cannot have
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• They have taken enough
• They have no bones.
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• You stole what they would have given you
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• it's good to have a moose
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• have an easy fast
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• All cats have nine tails
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• Does a dog have buddha nature?
• you can't have it both ways
• Have I Got News for You
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Names have power
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• People have fucked up before
• I have never felt more alive
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Kids have no concept of time
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• Astro City #5
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you been a dad today?
• Movies that should have been books first
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Lord, have mercy
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Californians have no soul
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• Computers have no sense of time
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• Ghosts I have known
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• When living we have need of Death
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• She's Gotta Have It
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• When I have female children
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I really have to do you now
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You Can't Have Mary
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You have been the daylight shining
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Houston, we have a problem
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• What have you been smoking?
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• What Might Have Been
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Have Blue_root (category)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table

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