Findings:

• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Accidental death odds
• On living and being alive
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• living in one room
• The room is full of smoke and dialogue I know by heart
• on being hit by lightning
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• The Wild Colonials
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• living room
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• living being
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• living by postulate
• On looking into the eyes of a living being
• Help! There's a panda in my living room!
• I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range
• The Living Room
• Chased by bears
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Being licked to death by kittens
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Record of a Living Being
• We are only guilty of living. It's unavoidable being art.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Living well through being British
• The bones of the dead lay everywhere around and underneath the feet of the living
• we're living in bread that's still being baked
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Secrets to Living in "The Big Room"
• Chased by a screaming hydrocephalic in a leopard-skin vest and a beehive hairdo
• Being born in Searle's Chinese room
• the anti-insomniac power of my living room set
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• Golf in the living room
• The blue lights of suburban living rooms
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• You're not from around here, are you?
• fool around
• I walk around when I'm high
• sleeping around
• Running around that thing with all the stuff everywhere
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• Around the World in 80 Days
• Boot the gong around
• Fart around
• Get around
• Sending cash through the mail
• running around in circles
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Kicking around
• Louse around
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• kluge around
• wound around the axle
• wrap around
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• wrap your tongues around truth
• All Around the Mulberry Bush
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• her arms around me
• Standing around scowling
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Ring around the Rosie
• Standing around with your teeth in your mouth
• Ring Around the Roses
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Walking around the house naked
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• You're never around when I need you
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
• The Ring of Brightest Angels Around Heaven
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• How babies get around
• prancing around nude
• Green Around the Gills
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• The Shop Around the Corner
• Alligators All Around
• Shop Around
• Overanalyzing promotional posters around school
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• Around an empty grave
• Getting nervous around girls
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
• Rings Around The World
• Reel Around The Fountain
• I want to be the air around you.
• He called around 5:30
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Secret places around Georgia Tech
• gonna walk around (user)
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Clowning Around
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• How to turn around in the street
• Children are the same all around the world
• Knifin' Around
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Walking Around
• Race Around the World
• Abort Once Around
• Semper fidelus tyrannosaurus
• Twice Around
• Around the Fur
• All sparks and melting everything around us
• LeeAnn drives Michael around
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• The sky lay around you
• Waiting Around Saturday
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers
• Violent Scenes Around Filling Stations
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• Russell Crowe: Fightin' Around the World
• the ideas contained within green wax paper, wrapped around roses
• Sex Around the World
• Somewhere around Warwick Avenue
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal
• Somehow, the cats are still around
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Strange similarites of words around the world
• A great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel
• the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Cooking Conversion Table
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• we can all just be around other people
• I just follow the sun around
• The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• just around the corner
• you can put your arms around a memory
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her

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