Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When I was 9
• I remember when all this was trees
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Before the World was Made
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• There was a time before
• Before you, there was me
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Before Time Was
• When I Was Cruel
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When The King Comes Home
• When I Was a Babe
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I was five
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• It was better before they came
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I was your age
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When I Was A Baby
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When I was ten years old
• When I was Fair and Young
• back when our blood was still warm
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I was me before being me was cool.
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When she was bad
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When I am King
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When I Was a Boy
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• When We Were Kings
• There was a time when I was a better person
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• November 4, 1995
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• When I was young
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• When touch was simple
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The testimony of Walter E. Disney before the House Committee on Un-American Activities
• When the mouse pointer covers part of a word
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• Happy When It Rains
• I Stand Before You Naked
• When is a gate not a gate?
• Don't Cast Your Marbles Before Swine
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Back to Before
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• these forces begin long before we are born and continue after we perish
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• King Crimson
• Resolving disparate magic systems when forced to
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• King's Bench
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When Shall We Take Off?
• When or Not, Make it Great
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• King Triton
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court - Preface
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court - Chapter XIV
• when we understand
• Erl King
• The Sun King
• King Lear: Dramatis Personae
• The Alligator King
• Christian X
• The Book of King Arthur and His Noble Knights of the Round Table
• King Canute
• Cooler King
• The King of Elfland's Daughter
• King of Clubs
• King David Hotel
• Once a Warrior King
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• A Lesson for Kings
• King John III.iii
• King's Highway
• King's College school
• King of Chaos (user)
• king of clubs (user)
• King of Kong
• Dilaudid King (user)
• Angus King
• morpheus (user)
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was a witch in a past life
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Last year was always better
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• How the West Was Won
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• Where I Was
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• what was it (user)
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• The one thing Superman was bad at

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