Findings:

• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• This isn't Vietnam, man. This is Jazz; there are Rules.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Is there any port wine left?
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• There isn't much to interpret, just the essence of man laid bare
• because I have given up any care
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• Do not fight what isn't there
• I can't find the any key
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• This isn't fair
• "hunt and peck" isn't the only alternative to your "proper way to type" you elitist prick!
• That's the problem now, isn't it?
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• There is no happy ending
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• There is no real me
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• There need to be more powers
• There is nothing inside of you
• There is a finite amount of information in the universe
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• There will never be another you
• There is good rap music
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• You're there. Everywhere.
• There's nothing wrong with being a fanboy
• Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent.
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• "42" is even to any base
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
• How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
• Because that would make sense
• Because I love you
• Pity me not because the light of day
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I write because I cannot speak
• Darwinism isn't a Religion
• When quitting isn't quitting
• Isn't this what your homenode is for? (e2poll)
• Like there's no tomorrow
• there is no existing mythology
• Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• How many living things are there on earth?
• Look Over There!!!!
• There's that feeling you get
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• there are two colors in my head
• Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
• What are you eating under there?
• There is no frigate like a book
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• There is nothing outside the text
• There is no such thing as a love story
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• wherever you go, there you are
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• For a Minute There I Lost Myself...
• So there's this guy
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• there is a chip out of this blue mug
• any
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• Any wise and wintry thing
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Just because it happened to you
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• because the attachment is fierce
• For, because
• 10% off isn't that much ma'am
• Denial isn't just a river in Egypt
• A feminist interpretation of the Bible that isn't just a filter
• causing another person bad feelings and seeing the result isn't fun
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• there's a first time for everything
• all the cute guys will be there
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• There are no three letter .coms left
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• In Oxford City There Dwelt a Fair Maid
• ½there (user)
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• There is a pot plant growing in my backyard
• Is There Life After High School?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• There there
• There's Something Going On
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There is no music in money
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• If there is hope, it lies in the proles
• There's an Angel in my Attic
• How many infinities are there?
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• As any fool can plainly see
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Because it all burns up
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Love isn't about fixing people
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Santa Claus isn't real! Sorry!
• Magic Isn't
• There is good country music
• Are we there yet?
• There was a rose that faded young
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Fossils were put there by God
• If There Is a God
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There is beauty in the wild flowers that grow randomly among our wheat.
• There are no small roles
• There was a man and a woman
• Beyond whose nearness there is no beyond
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• There is no Arizona
• There are no girls on the internet
• there are no paradoxes, only false assumptions

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