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• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Because that would make sense
• Getting small animals out of the walls
• Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink…
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Eddie would go
• what would you like?
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• What would EDB do?
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If you would like to contact DMan
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Surely he would remember this
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• You stole what they would have given you
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• What pornos would have us believe
• I would do that for you
• Would you like to know more?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• The dog who would not come in
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• A book that would feed our chats
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• would you place bets on my heart
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• What would it take for intimacy
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• If they would only choose to hear it
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• any way, shape or form
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Astronaut Food
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• The best kind of bartender
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• What would you give your left arm for?
• That would be me
• Would you like to try a sample?
• How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• What would Machiavelli do?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I would like to have emotions
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• The dog who would not back off
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• What would Nietzsche do?
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• What would Jesus buy?
• Nobody cares who would in a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• denial would serve for another day
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Would that I were a Poet
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Fish out of water
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Truncheons in the dark drown out sunny message
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• Well You Would Right (user)
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Just to see what it would be like
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Would you want to live there?
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Whom I would declare war on
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• What would you bring to a deserted island? (category)
• How would a frightened lizard feel?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• Would I Lie To You?
• Starving in the greenhouse
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Chipirones en su tinta
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Would you know if you were insane?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others

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