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• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• Ski piss
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• Movies I've Seen (category)
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• I've Seen Your Picture
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've Seen It All
• I've Seen Everything
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because, not in spite of
• just because it was an accident, doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've Been Tired
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• World's Worst
• Worst ideas of the century
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• What I've Learned
• Ive Brussel
• I've been completed
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• Because
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• because I have given up any care
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• Since I've Been Loving You
• ghost shapes seen only in shadow
• Worst episode ever
• Worst of the Best
• Because I dig you
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
• Had I not seen the Sun
• The three worst torture tests known to man
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• -ive
• of all the things i've lost..
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
• Worst Friends Forever
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Because I Got High
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• because I am only half of what you need
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• I've got mine
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• I've been on the net (user)
• To a Fat Lady Seen from the Train
• The worst way to wake up
• The Worst Of Toys
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Because the city is falling down
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've developed a new skill
• St Ives
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Worst Cars of the Millennium
• worsted wool
• I care because you do
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• I've Never Been to Me
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Title
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• Thomas Kolka
• your worst nightmare (user)
• Because I say so
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We sing because we must
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• I've switched to hand-rolled cigarettes
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Paradise: As Seen in Yevgeny Zamyatin's We and Other Literary Works
• The worst name ever
• A very mean bar trick
• Because it's wrong
• because I love skating bears
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• I've lost interest
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The worst ending ever
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Because I couldn't
• Because I am in pain
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• I've got the music in me
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• People you haven't seen in years
• The worst job interview ever
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• I've had you here before
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• As seen on TV
• Love, as seen from the inside of my head
• A pot-grower's worst nightmare
• The Worst High School Play in the World
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I've Got a Secret
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• The Road I've Travelled
• I've thrown a 2 carat diamond ring at a man on the streets of Paris.
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• New York City's worst subway disaster
• Black Man given Nation's Worst Job
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• On the Air Because They Care
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've been expecting you
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• That Which Is Seen, And That Which Is Not Seen
• The worst children's book ever
• The all-time worst moments of professional wrestling
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise

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