A
Scottish delicacy, the correct name for the
deep fried mars bar.
The process for making these sumptuous treats is simple and speedy, and involves the following steps:
- Buy a Mars Bar.
- Take said Mars Bar to a chippie, preferable one without a reputation of spitting in the oil.
- Approach the assistant, and politely ask if they can batter your Mars Bar and serve it with a punnet of chips.
- Eat your battered Mars Bar, and ignore the evil threat to your heart it poses.
Actually, to be honest, there are quite tasty. Very different from a normal un-battered Mars, they have a taste not-unlike a
toasted marshmallow dipped in
chocolate spread.