Bathroom Statistics

• 54% of Americans fold their toilet paper neatly, while 35% wad it into a ball before using it.
• 7% of Americans steal rolls of toilet paper.
• More than 60% prefer that their toilet paper roll over the top, 29% from the bottom. The rest don't care.
• You can gauge a person's education (or edu-ma-cation) by whether they read in the bathroom. More than 2/3 of people with master's degrees and doctorates read in the stall. Only one in two high school grads read while in the bathroom, and 56% of those with college degrees do.

As we all know, 54 + 35 = 89... This leaves 11% of the population that does something other than fold or crumble their paper. While pondering what else one can do with the paper, I resolve to look at people a lot closer before shaking their hands...