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Does toilet paper go bad?
Alternatives to toilet paper
Executive toilet paper
John Wayne Toilet Paper
how to nondestructively defeat a Scott toilet paper dispenser
How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
One-ply toilet paper
White House toilet paper crisis
The Slydini Toilet paper trick
recycled toilet paper
Angels on toilet paper
The Great Toilet Paper Heist
At least he was gentle
paper toilet seat covers
toilet paper
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
And yet he continues to sit there
I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
He
He said, expecting the answer no
He is radical and funky fresh!
he/she
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
s/he
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
He's Gone
hes (user)
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He Is Born
Li He
Ancient Arrowhead
Don't Go Out the Door
Song of the Sorceress
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
He never returned
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
Even my faults he adores
Chris and What He Untaught Me
I Am He that Aches with Love
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
great things he has taught us
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Surah 80 He Frowned!
Why won't he call?
he'
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
He loves me, he loves me not
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He fled
The Man He Killed
he says
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
I like the way he reads poetry
He Knows Not Their Names
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
He thinks I don't, but I do
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
Yi he quan
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
A Quick One (While He's Away)
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
he o hitte shiri tsubome
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
He giggles, as he wiggles
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
He Really Wasn't That Great
The one he murdered once still loves him
"Fill it in", he said.
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
In your guts you know he's nuts
He Hudas not pay
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
He who smelt it, dealt it
Surely he would remember this
So, he's leaving
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
If he's late, you can always start without him
More than he was willing to give
He says she says
He's not heavy, he's just lame
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
mad he (user)
He flops over and bonks his head
What He Suffered
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He and She
He (user)
Xiao Sha Lao He!
He and she are one
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
He makes me feel alone just by being there
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
H.E. Roscoe
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
"Shut up," he explained
He died on a Sunday morning
He says the most beautiful things
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
It's just the way that he walks
He not busy being born is busy dying
For my father, in the event he finds me
A man is known by the company he keeps.
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
Our God, He Is Alive
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
He gave her a daisy
He would shrink into the sky if he could
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
He is so heavy when he whispers
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
He asks, anxious to hear the story
He Who Is Death
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
He never looked back
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
I married him because he was not mean
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
He didn't want to be Gary anymore
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
he kissed me for a year and a half
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
HES
The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
He doesn't bite
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
I didn't say he ate your dog
He searches
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
He brings me books like flowers
He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
He will bring us goodness and light
He weaves his words
He called around 5:30
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
HES 5 Game Multi-cart
HES Single Pirate Cart
HES 4 Game Multi-cart
He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch

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