• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Surely he would remember this
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Fix the fuzz with some soft
• Drunk, fix later
• He's Jack
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• he just died
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• I married him because he was not mean
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Would you like fries with that?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Where would America be without Canada?
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• And the air would taste of patterns
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• you broke it, you fix it
• Ancient Arrowhead
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• He (user)
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• What would EDB do?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The dog who would not beg
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• assuming
• Jim Fixx
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He Hate Me
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He called around 5:30
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• What pornos would have us believe
• Would you want to live there?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The Fixx
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• the things he left behind
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• What's He Building?
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I would kill my mother
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• How to fix a door hinge
• The man who can fix anything
• He fled
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• Our God, He Is Alive
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• The turkey, he faint
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• That I Would Be Good
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The dog who would not move
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• edev: Guest User messaging fix
• He never returned
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He who controls the past controls the future
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• he faked murder (user)
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• He's an arsehole
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• What if Amazon.com patented its review system?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Mind without body
• I would like to have emotions
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Quick Fix
• Fixing a laptop button
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Zheng He
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• When he became an old man
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• But would you eat the peanuts from her shit?
• Men Fix Things
• prolapse is nothing a pair of scissors can't fix
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He and she are one
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He searches
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• would
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Assuming gays are exceptions to the norm is dangerous fallacy
• edev: long node title in Random Nodes fix
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying

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