Findings:

• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• give me the truth or nothing
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Drugs Or Me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• It's Me or the Dog
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• Liberty or Death
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• It must have rained or something
• Mes-
• descry or (user)
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
• She approached me with some vague line
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• As sweetness to the flower, or salt to ocean
• Forget Me Not
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• She misses me
• To care or not to care?
• M.E.
• Intrinsic self-worth in a capitalist society or Dealing with the closing of the American mind
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Love, Lust or Loneliness?
• Turn not towards me
• Catch Me If You Can
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• Let me set the record straight
• They want me for a focus group!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Lay me down in this long grass
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• humani nil alienum a me puto
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• It kills me to watch them go
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Me and the Devil
• She only wants me for tech support
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• that's me (user)
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• You were always so good to me
• A Polymer Wang: My police record and me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• give me one night to show the savage
• yep thats me (user)
• when you're ready to touch me again
• think of me now
• Delirious with me, rhapsodize
• Imagine Me and You
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• You had me at hello
• Sweet Dreams (You & Me)
• let me speak please (user)
• he calls me monster
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• leave me alone
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• He has redefined me, again and again
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Can you show me?
• Jesus He Knows Me
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• My country, right or wrong!
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• left or right, you're both wrong
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• Whom to marry or not to marry
• swamp ass
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Ass Pain
• W, or the Memory of a Childhood
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• Arthur, or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire
• Dat ass
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• You Really Got Me
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• they're all the same except for me
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Take Me Down
• Yes me, right now
• Lick me out
• Or la'goyim
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• sendto() and recvfrom()
• Stand by Me
• Them Or Us
• Can't change me
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Don't tell me everything
• Black Like Me
• I don't like her because she won't like me

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