Findings:

• I hate myself and want to die
• I really really scared myself this evening
• I Hate Myself
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I hate myself right now
• I want to dissect myself
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• The river flows and I will drown myself.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I give myself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• you don't want to know
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• If I could just watch myself burn
• the last time I surprised myself
• That phone call you don't want to make
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Things people don't want to hear
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• Myself and Mine
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• LOL AT MYSELF (user)
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• They Don't Want Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• I break myself down
• pukesick: notes to myself
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Finding myself easily read, I wait for the explicit translation
• I don't want to see her
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Dancing With Myself
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• I punch myself often (user)
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• On the cost of First Class postage
• myself
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• Slipping away from myself
• Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
• I caught myself
• I don't want a label
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• not recognizing myself in the mirror
• I hide myself within my flower
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't want to be successful
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I take myself dancing
• I can only speak for myself
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I don't remember all that much
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• I left myself at the Airport
• I can't stop torturing myself
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• For a Minute There I Lost Myself...
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Thinking myself in circles
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't want to go home
• You Enjoy Myself
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I can do it myself
• plain fiction that i can write myself
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
• i commit myself to the soft grass below!
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I don't want a calculator
• The day I punched myself in the face
• Notes to Myself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Don't hate the media, become the media
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• audio editing
• I create unobtainable goals for myself and thrive off of pipe dreams.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• Not Myself
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Don't Know Much
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• I Touch Myself
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• I decided to kill myself
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• I don't want to die
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more

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