Findings:

• how to locate an earthquake's epicenter
• The Great Earthquake of 1755
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• It hurt when we were pruned
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Two peanuts were walking down the street
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• The clouds were noisy and in the way
• We're all Borf in the End
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• Why were we created?
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Great Hanshin Earthquake
• We're Only In It For The Money
• We're all doing just fine
• We're, Where, Were
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
• 1976 Tangshan Earthquake
• Once Were Warriors
• Behave as if there were a God
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• You were the flying car we were promised
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• Who were you, before?
• 2001 Seattle Earthquake
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• Were
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• I wish I were close
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• To Jane: "The Keen Stars Were Twinkling"
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When we were little kids, running
• As it were
• My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• we were polite, we did not fall apart
• Memories that never were
• And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• and things we're all too young to know
• The Lisbon Earthquake (1755)
• Let's pretend we're married
• Of course, they were wrong
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• the words were enough
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• We met in a dream, we were falling off a bridge
• How to herd people in public
• We're screwed, my friends
• you were a dream I painted and wished to own
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Dudley Earthquake
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• We were supposed to fall
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Where were you then?
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Before You Were Punk
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• There were times better than this
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• What We're Hiding
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• Modified Mercalli Scale for Earthquake Destructiveness
• How the Homeless Reacted to the Earthquake in Seattle
• My growl makes an earthquake blush and the thunder ashamed of itself
• Even if we're not together
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Were you 18 in the Spring of 1997?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• As the clocks were striking the hour
• How we were, before you were
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Were we intelligently designed?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• November 4, 1995
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• C'Etait Toi (You Were the One)
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The dream people were being assholes.
• not if you were the last dandy on earth
• Great Ansei Earthquake
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• When We Were Kings
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We're all guinea pigs
• Or were they chords of sun?
• When We Were Mud
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• You were always so good to me
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• In all that you never were
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
• 1964 Alaska Earthquake
• Earthquake prediction
• Earthquake Bee (user)
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• You were my plans tonight
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Trust Us, We're Experts
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• A Pity. We were such a good invention.
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• We're not so different, you and I
• 1988 Armenia Earthquake
• Wish You Were Here
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• this is it, we're going to die
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• you were so cute
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Outcomes of World War II
• If we were ghosts
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner

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