• The Ten Commandments revised
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They will not be named!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• Things never were what they used to be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I wanna be your dog
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• I wanna be a hero
• They Might Be Giants
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• So you wanna be a hacker
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Automobile tire pressure
• play dumb
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• They all lived happily ever after
• First They Came for the Jews
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• They Know Me
• How they Matched the Fuddles
• They Don't Want Me
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• How to be a badass
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• GAH! I HATE NODESHELLS FOR THE DEPENDENCIES THEY CAUSE!
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• I Wanna Rock
• Be all that you can be
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Carl Everett
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• Sucks to be you
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• you have to be close to catch it
• You could be so delicious
• Why we long to be American
• Be still, my soul, be still
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• we shall all be healed
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• gods we may be
• I will be your young sinner
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.

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